Gates & Seinfeld - funny in whose dimension?

Comedy, Tech, Windows 11 Comments

I don’t know if they’re actually airing these adverts Stateside, or whether they’re a web-only phenomenon for the moment, but Penny Arcade drew my attention to them today. Colour me unimpressed. If the intention was to shake off Vista’s sales blues, or to generally ‘connect’ with the wider consumer in a way that Apple does so well but Microsoft almost never does, but I’d have to classify this effort as a failure of sizable proportions.

Maybe it’s me; maybe I just don’t ‘get’ Seinfeld-style humour, or maybe it’s that Bill Gates really doesn’t remotely inspire or entertain me (making skiploads of cash every nanosecond might inspire some people to revere him, but not me). From my perspective though this is a fairly poor attempt at deadpan humour which leaves me with an impression of Gates being even more of an arrogant but incredibly dull grey suit than I thought before. Worse - it seems his thinking is that acting like a dull grey suit in wacky surroundings will somehow make him endearing and amusing, which couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s equivalent to your Uncle Henry who, despite bearing an unnatural affinity with tweed, thinks he can transform into John Travolta when he hits the wedding reception dance floor. Deeply painful to watch.

Tip to Microsoft - if you want endearing consumer-friendly ads, write Gates out of the script next time, he’s a dead weight.

*edit: I know this is old news but I’m behind a little, very busy lately!

Adieu, Windows 3.11

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It’s formally the end of an era - even though Windows 3.11 (aka Windows for Workgroups) hasn’t been sold for PCs for some considerable time, Microsoft has still been licensing it to embedded device manufacturers right up until the present day. However, now they’re finally pulling the plug.

I’m actually impressed they kept it up this long! Most serious enterprise software vendors will support product lines for 10 years at a stretch, but it’s been 15 years since WFW was released - that’s pretty impressive.

So why do I care? Well, in a way WFW is ’special’ to me because it marked the start of an era when I was genuinely glad to use Windows. I’d used Windows 3.0 and 3.1 at home before then, and they were ok for the odd bit of word processing but most of the time I was pottering about in DOS because that was where all the action was (I remember one of my friends at the time going on about how much he liked Slackware instead, but foolishly I ignored him). However at work, a PC with WFW on it replaced my green-screen terminal which only had access to a proprietary mainframe and a proprietary Unix system (SCO System V if I remember rightly - ugh). So I welcomed WFW with open arms :) Over the 90’s I spent a lot of time deploying & developing on various Windows systems, and generally enjoying it. I enjoyed playing with all the new stuff coming from Microsoft in fact, because they were changing the way things were done, for the better compared to what I’d used before. Looking back it seems such an innocent time :)

It didn’t last though. In the early noughties, I perceived MS becoming more and more self-obssessed, inward looking, and dedicated to their vested interests as a primary motivation, and decided I was seeing a very similar pattern to what had made the old proprietary systems so limiting a decade before - an incumbent protecting their monopoly, more than innovating for the better. The feeling that I was part of something exciting, interesting and positive ebbed away, and my cynicism reached record levels. You might call it an IT worker’s mid-life crisis :) It’s hard to put an exact time on it, but I think 2001/2 was the tipping point where I went from ‘relatively happy Windows developer’ to ‘ready for a new way of doing things’. Open source entered my world at about the same time.

So, for me WFW brings back nostalgic memories of a time when, even though it might not have been fantastic, Windows was something I would choose to use over alternatives, and the future looked bright - Windows was going places and changing life and work for the better. How times have changed. Or maybe it’s in fact me who has changed?

MS to world: black is white

Windows 11 Comments

I had to chuckle at these comments from Microsoft’s VP for “Windows Consumer Product Marketing” Brad Brooks on what they’re going to do about Vista’s current image problem. He says all the bad things people are saying about Vista are lies:

“There’s a conversation in the market place right now and it’s plain wrong,” he claimed.

Ah, I see now Brad. As a paying customer I’ve bought several Vista licenses and been totally underwhelmed by what I got for the money, and have been far more engaged with OS X in almost the same period, but I’m just plain wrong. Thanks for clearing that up.

“Windows is awesome… Windows Vista is a good product.”

Gotcha. I was thinking the best adjective to describe Windows, particularly Vista, was ‘adequate’, but clearly I slipped up and used the wrong ‘A’ word. It’s an easy mistake to make, after all I am dumb enough to be fooled by all the lies in the marketplace telling me Vista isn’t the dogs bollocks. Doh! You might want to give your partners cue-cards, just incase they forget how totally awesome it is during sales pitches.

“Also, Microsoft needs to get partners familiarized with Windows Vista ahead of Windows 7, as that OS will use the same hardware specifications. When you make an investment in Windows Vista, it’s going to pay forward into the next generation of the operating system we call Windows 7,”

Gee, thanks for making the incentives clear for me there. You mean I can invest my time & money to deploy Vista, so that it’s easier for me to spend more time and more money on the next iteration? Here I was measuring software against how much return I got on my investment, when all along I should have been looking at it as an investment towards future purchases I can make from Microsoft. Sold! Just a shot in the dark Brad - did you sell extended warranties at some point in your career?

As my daughter said, the ‘truth will make us strong’.

Your daughter may be right Brad, but you have a rather strange notion of the word ‘truth’ - but then you’re in marketing, so that’s not really your fault. Feel free to patronise your customers a little more at the next event, I’m sure they’re loving it being implied that they’re just stupid for not realising how totally awesome Vista is.

The Gates Legacy

Tech, Windows 10 Comments

I think this is a very interesting and balanced write-up of the life and times of William Henry Gates III. I still can’t believe we gave him an honoury knighthood though. :?

What do you know, other OS’s have teething problems too

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Those of you who read this blog regularly will know that I’m pretty unimpressed with Vista, whether it’s the ham-fisted UAC implementation, the ‘burn resources for zero practical benefit’ attitude of Aero and the generally derivative nature of most of its enhancements. As an OS it rates very much in the ‘could do better’ camp, and when measured against a 5-year development cycle it edges into ‘what the bloody hell have you all been doing?’ territory.

However in the interests of balance it’s worth pointing out that it’s not the only OS released recently to have some issues. OS X 10.5 aka ‘Leopard’ has just been released, to less than a rapturous welcome in some cases - it appears there’s much to like about it, but there’s also some counter points and even a fair amount of bitching going on about some of the design elements, and it appears that the upgrade can be far from smooth for users of some add-on software. The latter you could blame on said add-on software screwing with the kernel, but it appears to be fairly popular software so I’m surprised Apple didn’t incorporate that into their testing, given how big they are on usability. I never jump in on a first iteration of core software like this anyway, I don’t have the time for it, although my Mac is currently in for repairs in any case.

There was also the new release of Ubuntu, 7.10 aka Gutsy Gibbon, and that’s been fraught with some networking issues in particular - the kind of thing you would have thought should be pretty solid by now, and some people are also having some Xorg issues (something I’m not unused to!) with the new version.

Of course, no doubt all these things will be rectified via patches and the like, but it’s only fair to say that Microsoft aren’t the only ones to have rollout problems on a new OS. I have to say that my installation & setup experience with Vista was actually very good (especially since drivers had stabilised by the time I installed it), it’s the end result that I found rather underwhelming.

I do intend to install Leopard early next year, and the new Ubuntu may well get an outing on one of my new test boxes I plan to set up soon. In both cases I’ll let others take the initial hit though, early adoption is not something I particularly have time to waste on right now.

Incoming Leopards

OS X, Tech, Windows 3 Comments

So, a formal release date for Mac OS X 10.5 aka ‘Leopard’ has been set now, 26th October or just over a week away. Really it should have been out by now, this represents a 4-month delay on the original release schedule which was to see it released with the ‘Santa Rosa’ Macbook Pro line - slightly disappointing but keeping it in context, it could have been a lot worse.

The pricing is kind of interesting - for a single license it’s £85, which places it smack in the middle of the Vista price range (OEM versions of Vista range from £60 to £100, ignoring the pointless Home Basic), but far more interesting is the ‘family pack’, which can be installed on up to 5 machines in a single household for £129. Now, I’m doubting that very many households actually have 5 Macs, but even if you have 2 it’s a saving, and it starts looking very attractive indeed at 3. I’m actually surprised Microsoft hasn’t done something like this to encourage the flagging sales of Vista, although I’m guessing the demand would still be stunted somewhat by the upgrade requirements in a family environment where apart from little Johnny who perpetually salivates (or worse) over Crysis screenshots, the rest of the household are likely to be running sub-par machines.

Also, I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice that ‘upgrade’ versions of operating systems seem to have quietly become irrelevant. OEM versions of Vista are cheaper than buying a retail upgrade from XP, and Apple don’t even seem to offer upgrade deals for Leopard; the price probably doesn’t warrant it. Hopefully this is an increasing sign of commoditisation in the operating system market, which can only be a good thing. The days when you could sell an operating system based on whether it did ‘true’ multitasking or whether it crashed less or not are finally over - consumers rightly just expect these things as standard. The differentiating factors in commercial operating systems now are not so much major core features (although they can still be a factor, like Time Machine), but style and ease of use. Application compatibility is still a factor to some degree, especially given the considerable success Microsoft has had over the years wooing developers to be single-platform with easy to use tools & frameworks (starting as far back as the first version of VB), but in the wider industry more and more application stacks are now cross-platform, thanks in no small part to the open source community; so you’re rarely stuck without a good application option on any platform now. So without style/flair or ease of use, you have no real need to buy a commercial operating system anymore, there are plenty of free ones that will give you the same thing with perhaps a little more coaxing (e.g. the next version of Ubuntu, which has Compiz enabled by default).

This is where Vista failed in my view. Style wise it’s stuck in a difficult situation - you can’t change too much without alienating the existing user base, but at the same time when you don’t have that many core new features that people need (hence the artificial welding of large chunks of the Dx10 featureset to Vista when most of the major features could have been delivered in XP, a transparent shoring up of the value proposition) , you have to try to do something interesting. The interface changes in Vista feel mostly derivative and ‘bolted on’ in a way that makes them entirely discardable - necessary perhaps to scale back to people who can’t run Aero, but it also saps the value right out of them. I can happily run Aero on my machine, I just choose not to because I don’t see the point, my user experience is not enhanced in any substantive way by having it turned on, as opposed to my battery life and ‘lap temperature’ which certainly benefit from having Aero off. Because OS X was built with the assumption that hardware graphics were available everywhere, the effects that are there feel like they have more of a core purpose. They also don’t toast the machine constantly ;). I have no idea how much actual usability benefit Compiz brings to Linux in everyday use since I’ve never tried it, perhaps others can comment on how well that works.

Still, I’m not going to be rushing out and grabbing Leopard because although there are a few things I like the look of (particularly XCode 3), I’m not champing at the bit, and I have plenty to keep me busy for a couple of months anyway. I’ll let it bed in a bit first and perhaps upgrade early next year.

Curing Windows Update after a hardware change

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I mentioned in my previous post that I’d managed to avoid performing a complete XP reinstall when changing my motherboard by following the steps in this MS Knowledge Base Article. However I noticed that I wasn’t getting the surge of windows updates that I’d expected since I assumed the process would replace a bunch of files from the original XP SP2 CD.

It turned out that Windows Update was bottlenecked on the Microsoft Installer 3.1 update, which was refusing to install correctly. I fixed that by manually downloading the Windows Installer 3.1 redist package and installing it, after which I got the expected 80-odd update queue. I shut the machine down and left it to it - but on getting back to the machine the next time I noticed I still had a 79-item queue. Hmm.

Trying to apply the updates manually failed with no indication of why, but digging into the c:\windows\windowsupdate.log I found the message: "Error: 0×80004002. wuauclt handler: failed to spawn COM server" which appeared to be the root of the problem. Some hunting online indicated that a bunch of COM DLLs might have somehow become unregistered through the process of running the upgrade install, so I had to manually REGSVR32 the following DLLs:

WUAPI.DLL
WUAUENG.DLL
WUAUENG1.DLL
ATL.DLL
WUCLTUI.DLL
WUPS.DLL
WUPS2.DLL
WUWEB.DLL

Fun huh? That seems to have done the trick, it’s now chewing through all 80-odd updates in a much happier fashion. Just posting this here in case anyone else follows that KB article and wonders why their updates are broken. It’s a shame the KB article doesn’t deal with this.